I have decided to compile a list of all the wonderful uses of paperclips... (this will end up being edited a lot)

1. To gain power over unruly papers.

2. To fire at cats that are scratching furniture.

3. To bend into neat shapes.

4. To use as cheap hair clips - work just as well!

5. Can be put on a string and worn around the neck.

6. A whole pack can be thrown on the floor when you're attacked byt a vampire...

7. You can unbend the whole thing and poke people.

8. Can be used as a bookmark - garanteed to damage the pages!

9. You can use them to pick locks.

10. You can play with them with magnets ^.^

11. You can win a Guiness World Record for 'Most Paperclips Ingested'

12. You can brag about them.

13. You can vandalize windows, by scratching on them.

14. You can shape them to earings.

15. You can bend it to be like rings, and even add a bead.

16. You can give them to a friend, as a token of love.

17. You can spread them over the classroom floor so that your teacher slips on them.

18. You can use them as money when playing poker.

19. You can collect them.

20. You can have them on display

21. You can sleep with them under your pillow, garanteed to induce clippy dreams :S

22. You can clip them onto your clothing, as a fashion statement.

23. You can bend them into makeshift fishing hooks

24. You can curl your eyelashes with them

25. Pick your handcuffs when arrested with a paperclip! (See? They imrpove the world )

And much more that I'mnot thinking of right now.